A photon arrives at the airport before its flight. “Do you need any help with your luggage?” “No, thanks”, replies the photon. “I am travelling light.”
A proton walks into a bar. “I will just have water, please.” “Are you sure?” replies the bartender. “I am positive!”
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Rhys 1 commented on :
great joke Craig
Maurice commented on :
he did good
i'm a genius! commented on :
Here is the greatest and most ironic pun in the entirety of the universe:
“If he be Mr. Hyde,” he said, “I shall be Mr. Seek.”
Ꮶιηg Ꮯαηηση♛ commented on :
Absolutely brilliant joke ✪Nicholas✪