• Question: can i have some more jokes

    Asked by iluminati confirmed to Craig, Devon, Marta, Natalie, Nicholas on 8 Mar 2017.
    • Photo: Marta Varela

      Marta Varela answered on 8 Mar 2017:

      I love bad science jokes!

      A photon arrives at the airport before its flight. “Do you need any help with your luggage?” “No, thanks”, replies the photon. “I am travelling light.”

      A proton walks into a bar. “I will just have water, please.” “Are you sure?” replies the bartender. “I am positive!”

      Oxygen and potassium went on a date! It went OK.

    • Photo: Nicholas Younger

      Nicholas Younger answered on 8 Mar 2017:

      what do you call the confirmed illuminati when they’re talking in class?

      The illuminaughty.

      I’m so sorry I just made that up I couldn’t help myself. I’m sitting alone in my flat laughing at my own joke.

    • Photo: Craig O'Hare

      Craig O'Hare answered on 9 Mar 2017:

      I would love to but all the good ones ARGON 😉