0 Question: do you have any bad science puns Keywords: joke, pun Asked by Sans trash to Craig, Devon, Marta, Natalie, Nicholas on 6 Mar 2017.
Natalie Doig answered on 6 Mar 2017:
Yes, I love science jokes. Here is a terrible one: I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going out and I was like OMg
Craig O'Hare answered on 6 Mar 2017:
I do but all the best ones ARGON
Marta Varela answered on 6 Mar 2017:
A joke…
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When it’s going to pay the bartender says “For you, no charge!”.
i'm a genius! commented on 14 Mar 2017:
Here is the greatest and most ironic pun in the entirety of the universe: “If he be Mr. Hyde,” he said, “I shall be Mr. Seek.”
Not science-ey, but I guess Jekyll and Hyde is a science-ey novel, so…
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SnoopDemon420 commented on 15 Mar 2017:
“slow clap” so amazing i’m laughing on the inside right now
also, i has(intentional bad grammar) a joke:
two kids got arrested: one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks, one got charged and the other was let off.
Marta commented on 15 Mar 2017:
I found that quite funny, SnoopDemon.
Natalie commented on 15 Mar 2017:
Here is a pun we have on the lab wall -> ‘If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate’
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i'm a genius! commented on :
Here is the greatest and most ironic pun in the entirety of the universe:
“If he be Mr. Hyde,” he said, “I shall be Mr. Seek.”
Not science-ey, but I guess Jekyll and Hyde is a science-ey novel, so…
SnoopDemon420 commented on :
“slow clap” so amazing i’m laughing on the inside right now
SnoopDemon420 commented on :
also, i has(intentional bad grammar) a joke:
two kids got arrested: one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fireworks, one got charged and the other was let off.
Marta commented on :
I found that quite funny, SnoopDemon.
Natalie commented on :
Here is a pun we have on the lab wall ->
‘If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate’